Fastest way to wake up a cat

Think he's in the middle of a deep sleep?

Just bring a nice slice of salami(!!!) close...


"Is it a dream?"


Just 0.001 seconds later...
Our cat is fully awake, alert and standing by for further developments*...

*Couldn't give him any however...

A strange creature

"Could it be an extraterrestrial...?"

What's Your opinion?

I really had to know! Perhaps we have gourmet cat. After all, he seems to be particular interested in nice food smells... Well, with the wine it was just an experiment. As usual he was curious about human food, so I thought of giving him the glass to smell the Cabernet Sauvignon. His reaction was quite interesting and funny: as soon as the glass came close, he seemed to be annoyed by the alcohol smell. Just keeping it close to him for a while longer and he decided it was time to move somewhere with more chemical stability...

One cat experiment down, a couple thousand more left...